chrisk
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I'm a cow, i'm a cow, look at me, look at me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljm6RU6lRuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljm6RU6lRuM
This weeks joke
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chrisk
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Simonr501
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A guy has had enough of modern life and decides to join a monastery!
The monks live under a very strict routine and live their lives in absolute silence. However every three years they are allowed to utter two words to the Abbot.
So our man's first two words to the Abbot after three years are 'food cold'. After another three years he utters 'bed hard'. Then a further three years goes by and he says 'people unfriendly'. Finally yet another three year's go by and he says "I quit'.
'Thank the Lord for that' says the Abbot 'you have done nothing but moan since you got here'!
The monks live under a very strict routine and live their lives in absolute silence. However every three years they are allowed to utter two words to the Abbot.
So our man's first two words to the Abbot after three years are 'food cold'. After another three years he utters 'bed hard'. Then a further three years goes by and he says 'people unfriendly'. Finally yet another three year's go by and he says "I quit'.
'Thank the Lord for that' says the Abbot 'you have done nothing but moan since you got here'!
chrisk
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LJ said:
JOTA Adventure bike, I'd like to see that.
Cosi
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Awesome
Cosi
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Some more awesomeness....
Shajota
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Ok, better bring this important thread back near the top.........................
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
?How was he killed?? asked one detective.
?With a golf gun,? the other detective replied.
?A golf gun? What?s a golf gun??
?I don?t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.?
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
?How was he killed?? asked one detective.
?With a golf gun,? the other detective replied.
?A golf gun? What?s a golf gun??
?I don?t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.?
Reunited Chris
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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong
and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room on his walking stick
and approached the desk....
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed
the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked
out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose.
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong
and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room on his walking stick
and approached the desk....
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed
the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked
out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose.
Shajota
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Ahh, bit of mayhem and destruction, found this quite entertaining........................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsRot0p7ObY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsRot0p7ObY
Dellortoman
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chrisk
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Tankfully, you worked it out.
I hope your total loss tank is heated, hate to see you crack your head with cold water running straight into the head.
I hope your total loss tank is heated, hate to see you crack your head with cold water running straight into the head.
Dellortoman
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chrisk said:
Mate, I've been cracked in the head for years.
D
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19753C(E)
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Had a Duna sidecar bolted to my Guzzi Eldorado...great fun until the front mounting bracket snapped going around a corner at about 60mph. Handling challenges ensued...I ended up in the ditch, bike and sidecar in the trees...and that was the end of that. Bike broke in half, car looked like a crushed Coke can. Messy.