piranha-bro2
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So a handy guy to have as a mate, CK?
This weeks joke
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chrisk
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He knew that too.
Legs
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We had a new bloke join the crew on one of the submarines; he volunteered for every task that came up, his nickname became HDDD (Heroic Deeds Done Daily)
The officers were known by their jobs; Donks was the mechanical engineering officer, L was the electrical officer, Torps was the weapons officer and so on. The most junior officer was known as the SLJO (Shitty Little Jobs Officer).
The officers were known by their jobs; Donks was the mechanical engineering officer, L was the electrical officer, Torps was the weapons officer and so on. The most junior officer was known as the SLJO (Shitty Little Jobs Officer).
Dellortoman
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I once had a TV journalist (I forget her name) turn up to a job site I where I was the construction site manager, wanting to get some technical info from me about the project. I referred to her as a JAFO. She eventually asked what JAFO meant and I said "Just Another Fucking Observer". Her smile disappeared and she wasn't keen on talking to me any more.
chrisk
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Can't blame 'em ...... I like to watch too.
Andy
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We had a boss called Hoddy, or HOD. Hand-on-dick.
There is usually a “Magnetic Arse” in every electrical workshop, the guy who never gets off his stool. My mate in the RNZAF called those guys “Shiny Bums”.
I work with a guy at the moment called “Teflon Shoulders” because it’s always “someone else’s job” and he never accepts blame for anything.
My absolute favourite is “Handee Towel” - thick, strong and thirsty
There is usually a “Magnetic Arse” in every electrical workshop, the guy who never gets off his stool. My mate in the RNZAF called those guys “Shiny Bums”.
I work with a guy at the moment called “Teflon Shoulders” because it’s always “someone else’s job” and he never accepts blame for anything.
My absolute favourite is “Handee Towel” - thick, strong and thirsty
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Shajota
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Exmoor beast
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A tractor driver around has been called “Manuel” for twenty years- he got caught drunk driving - he first tried to escape by driving over fields but when finally caught resorted to answering “ Que?” To all questioning.
Shajota
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Shajota
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piranha-bro2
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Don't follow rugby, but I gather something bad happened in Townsville last night - if you happen to be a Queenslander?
Shajota
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Ha Ha, nah, just lolling the cockroaches into another false superiority complex
(I hope
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Legs
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What happened?
piranha-bro2
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60-8 was it?
Andy
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It’s ok though. It was only league...
Andy
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Whoops... did I just post that out loud????
GregT
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It certainly wasn't rugby. Your trip South has inoculated you with real NZ values Andy. Well done.
My offsider was at the Brass - and saw the RGS too.
My offsider was at the Brass - and saw the RGS too.
Andy
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Haha I was born up north, but my heritage is Westport, Port Chalmers, Christchurch and Ashburton Forks,
so no worries there!I was the only Lav there, but there were some lovely Ducati’s. One of them pinched the prize from me
The Sock
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For a Dyslexic, he's a bit harsh about the Danish leader.
