This weeks joke

Two Aussies were out hunting in the bush and came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approached it and were amazed at its size.
The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second said, "There's an old gear box over there. Let's throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
So, they picked up the gear box, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.
As they were standing there looking over the edge of the hole, a goat come crashing through the underbrush, ran up to the hole and without hesitation, jumped in head first.
While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about.
Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say, you fellers didn't happen to see my goat?"
The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him chained to a gear box."
 
Shajota: Next time we have a beer together, ask me about the: Suzuki Hustler, the lamb on long dog chain tethered to a telephone pole, eating grass on the other side of the farm driveway from the telephone pole. I won't post it here, some people are squeamish.

:cool: Mum appreciated the fridge full of lamb. Unfortunately she liked neck ..... no neck available 😬.
The next outing was to find a replacement front mudguard for my brothers Hustler.
 
An old cowboy decided to go fishing, so he caught himself a bunch of frogs for bait, jumped in his boat and headed out for a peaceful day on the lake! About an hour in, he had something on his line so he reels it in, and instead of a fish, it was a big ol' water mocassin!! The cowboy thinks for a minute, grabs the snake by the neck and pried his frog out of it's mouth! He then reached under the seat and grabs his bottle of Wild Turkey whiskey, stuffs it in the snakes mouth and gives it a good snort, and then throws it back in the water! Just as he is relaxing again and dozing off, something nudges his foot. He looks down and there is the snake, with TWO frogs in its mouth!!!!!
 
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