This weeks joke
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Perry
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The other slot was taken by a Scotsman . Phil McCavity.
Cosi
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Try saying it with the bestest most racist Chinese accent you can conjure…
Perry
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And along the lines of the now totally inappropriate Chinese restaurant joke.
" Waiter this chicken is rubbery ! "
"Oh, fank you veery much "
Davo
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You may be surprised how many do. My daughter worked several years as dental nurse/receptionist. The number of idiots booking an appointment and using that line got a little tiresome. apparently. Along with the "Fangs alot" when an appointment was finally made.
Davo
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If a man thinks he's had the last word in an argument with a woman, he's actually just had the first word in the next one.
Aha.Tooth Hurty durrrrrrr
That goes back to ancient Greece in another form.
With ladies, keep silent at all times. Nod or grunt from time to time.
Paul
Shajota
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As a mark of respect my wife wore her "Meatloaf" knickers yesterday.
On the front it says "I would do anything for love"
On the back:-
"But I won't do that"
On the front it says "I would do anything for love"
On the back:-
"But I won't do that"
Legs
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Oh dear 
Perry
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On your birthday ask her to wear them back to front.
Shajota
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)paulincayman
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A bit late to the dental party but... What did the vampire dentist say...
Necks
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rocketonarail
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I`m bracing myself for the next dentists joke.....I`ll just fill in the time till then...
" It`s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool , than to open it and remove all doubt"
Oops...too late...
Had to put my pet alligator on a course of Viagra - he was suffering from reptile dysfunction...
RIP Barry Cryer , by the way.
" It`s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool , than to open it and remove all doubt"
Oops...too late...
Had to put my pet alligator on a course of Viagra - he was suffering from reptile dysfunction...
RIP Barry Cryer , by the way.
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Richard 180.S2.81
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I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?
lawrence
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It's all down to where you sit on the journey's trail. I think you're still in your prime!