Legs
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This weeks joke
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Shajota
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Recent comments in the "Regulator Questions" thread reminded me of this translation to Aus, but thought I better not put it in the tech section. (I tried to clean it up a bit
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Shajota
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chrisk
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How do you stop valves hitting the piston? Teach em a lesson and get the piston to slap the valves around first.
The Sock
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Shajota
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Sing it now...........
Legs
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Shajota
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Quantum theory for the masses..??
Andy
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Only if you keep the lid on!
Diablo Loco
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"Empty when Full". Deep man. Cosmic cats.
Legs
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Ian D
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So shit does flow up hill
Shajota
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A 40 year old American woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ads worldwide.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
After a short romance they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ads worldwide.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
After a short romance they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
chrisk
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Last week I was slowed for a big mob of sheep being driven along the road between Hay and Goolgowi.
One truck driver was chatting to one of the drovers on the UHF radio.
“How many sheep you got in that mob?”
Drover “About 6,500”
In a flash another truck driver pitches in “Fuck me, no wonder we have so many New Zealanders here”
One truck driver was chatting to one of the drovers on the UHF radio.
“How many sheep you got in that mob?”
Drover “About 6,500”
In a flash another truck driver pitches in “Fuck me, no wonder we have so many New Zealanders here”
Legs
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Very empty stretch of road between Hay and Goolgowi.
piranha-bro2
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Save the odd sheep or two ...
Davo
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Is that the Stock Root?