This weeks joke

[Eurocycleguy]

"Pfft, that’ll end up at Reds to stick the front back on shortly."

more likely to need a hydraulic jack to part the front of the seat from the top of the legshilds!

CLEM

Like a Pretzel.

 

[Legs]

 

[Eurocycleguy]

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You can lead 'em to water but you can't make 'em drink.

 

[Shajota]

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my ex wife with her new boyfriend.
Thought I'd stir things up so yelled out to him -
"How's the second hand pussy?"
Bastard was a bit quicker than I thought when he yelled back-
"Great, after the first 3 inches it's like brand new"

 

[The Sock]

 

[Legs]

 

[Andy]

 

[chrisk]

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Gunna use that while open the fortune cookies at Christmas lunch …. wifes parents are god botherers, should be a hoot.

 

[Andy]

Gunna use that while open the fortune cookies at Christmas lunch …. wifes parents are god botherers, should be a hoot.

video it, then post it from hospital on boxing day

 

[Shajota]

Ok, something topical perhaps......

 

[The Sock]

 

[chrisk]

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Maybe I should watch more movies …. WTF is that about?

 

[PeterJansens]

Maybe I should watch more movies …. WTF is that about?

Han Solo - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Chappo]

 

[chrisk]

Han Solo - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Got it now, thanks

 

[SFCRex]

The obsession started long ago...

 

[chrisk]

The obsession started long ago...



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Why should motorbikes and horses have all the fun?

 

[Richard 180.S2.81]

 

[Richard 180.S2.81]

 

[Richard 180.S2.81]