This weeks joke

[Eurocycleguy]

For your viewing...pleasure!!

Why should motorbikes and horses have all the fun?
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...and ranchers

 

[Chappo]

 

[chrisk]

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That so speaks to my SOH… chuckle every time I see it

 

[dude]

Other exercises

 

[Legs]

 

[helicopterjim]

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Alternative answer is "My shoes".

 

[Legs]

Or, your wife's lipstick.

 

[Andy]

Or, your wife's lipstick.

It’d better be your wife’s

 

[Exmoor beast]

 

[Shajota]

Hope this works....

 

[Ian D]

A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR,

He walks up to the bartender and asks

"Got any bread?"
"No"

"Got any bread?"
"No"

"Got any bread?"
"No"

"Got any bread?"
"No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

"Got any nails?"
"No"



"Got any bread?"

 

[Exmoor beast]

Duck walks into a chemist and asks for some Lip balm, the girl at the counter says “ that’ll be £2.99”
Ducks says” Just put it on my Bill….”

 

[chrisk]

Duck walks into a chemist and asks for some Lip balm, the girl at the counter says “ that’ll be £2.99”
Ducks says” Just put it on my Bill….”

Duck jokes at a quack up…

 

[rowdypat]

 

[Andy]

A number 8 went to a psychiatrist:
“I won’t lie down, or we’ll be here for ever”

 

[Perry]

What did the zero day to the eight ?

Nice belt !

 

[bferris]

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine

 

[LaverdaIan]

Why did Gordon Killara..? Because if he didn't Chatswood..!!
Absolutely irrelevant joke but the Sydney guys might get it..

 

[Tree Hugger]

Why did the cow look over the road?
Because it couldn’t look thru it!

 

[Tree Hugger]

Wall!!! Not road FFS