This weeks joke

Lifted from QI some time ago ............

French President Charles de Gaulle and his wife were on a visit to London ......... They were sat together at dinner that evening , and de Gaulles wife was in conversation with a couple of other guests .........

One of them asked her what she wanted most out of life , and she replied ... " a penis .... " ........

Whilst the two guests sat back and contemplated this for a moment , de Gaulle lent over to his wife and whispered .......

.... " In England , zey pronounce it ` appiness ..... " ...........
 
Lifted from QI some time ago ............

French President Charles de Gaulle and his wife were on a visit to London ......... They were sat together at dinner that evening , and de Gaulles wife was in conversation with a couple of other guests .........

One of them asked her what she wanted most out of life , and she replied ... " a penis .... " ........

Whilst the two guests sat back and contemplated this for a moment , de Gaulle lent over to his wife and whispered .......

.... " In England , zey pronounce it ` appiness ..... " ...........
Reminds me a song by Monty Python:
 
Lifted from QI some time ago ............

French President Charles de Gaulle and his wife were on a visit to London ......... They were sat together at dinner that evening , and de Gaulles wife was in conversation with a couple of other guests .........

One of them asked her what she wanted most out of life , and she replied ... " a penis .... " ........

Whilst the two guests sat back and contemplated this for a moment , de Gaulle lent over to his wife and whispered .......

.... " In England , zey pronounce it ` appiness ..... " ...........

........ which leads us onto this .............

 
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Well, in this crazy world we have random marine mammals identifying as killer whales, so why not an octopus identifying as a shark?
 
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.... Laverda 1200T con rod ....... ( signs of some use ....... study image carefully ...... ) ..........

Taken from this months CB / GCS feature ......... could`nt resist ....... hope they / he don`t mind ...........

Maybe if you bent the other two to match , it might run ok ...........

....... Always turn those fuel taps off folks ........ :) ................
 
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