You should see some of our Kiwi cousins!I thought all Australians looked like this.Just kidding.
Reminds me a song by Monty Python:Lifted from QI some time ago ............
French President Charles de Gaulle and his wife were on a visit to London ......... They were sat together at dinner that evening , and de Gaulles wife was in conversation with a couple of other guests .........
One of them asked her what she wanted most out of life , and she replied ... " a penis .... " ........
Whilst the two guests sat back and contemplated this for a moment , de Gaulle lent over to his wife and whispered .......
.... " In England , zey pronounce it ` appiness ..... " ...........
Lifted from QI some time ago ............
French President Charles de Gaulle and his wife were on a visit to London ......... They were sat together at dinner that evening , and de Gaulles wife was in conversation with a couple of other guests .........
One of them asked her what she wanted most out of life , and she replied ... " a penis .... " ........
Whilst the two guests sat back and contemplated this for a moment , de Gaulle lent over to his wife and whispered .......
.... " In England , zey pronounce it ` appiness ..... " ...........
Reminds me of when I was in a shop looking for a a coal scuttle, lady disappeared to look for one. She caught up with me, tapped me on the shoulder and said “ if you’re still looking for a Scuttle, I might be able to help you …”Seems like a fun place for an event!
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Rumour has it, it’s a shit hole.Seems like a fun place for an event!
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