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That is bloody brilliant. We need him in government instead of the current c***s 😆
 
The Seven Dwarfs were invited to meet the Pope.
After the greetings Dopey stood at the front and asked the Pope -
"Your excellency, do you have any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope replied "No Dopey, we don't have any dwarf nuns in Rome"
The six other dwarfs started sniggering but Dopey kept on,
"Is there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy!"
The other 6 started laughing out load now,
"What about Europe, any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
Pope was getting a bit annoyed, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe!!"
The other's could barely control themselves now.......
"Well," said Dopey, "is there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope was sick of this and snapped back "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the world"
The other 6 dwarfs just fell in a heap with laughter and then started chanting................
"Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin.........................."
 
There's not enough information in the question to give a definitive answer. How many machines are making the 100 screws? The answer could be 100 minutes, assuming just the 5 machines. Or 5 minutes if there's 100 machines. Or anything in-between.
But I'm sure you're not asking the question to test our arithmetic. Since you've called it a riddle, I expect there's some other smartarse answer.
 
Dellortoman said:
There's not enough information in the question to give a definitive answer. How many machines are making the 100 screws? The answer could be 100 minutes, assuming just the 5 machines. Or 5 minutes if there's 100 machines. Or anything in-between.
But I'm sure you're not asking the question to test our arithmetic. Since you've called it a riddle, I expect there's some other smartarse answer.
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Twenty minutes ....... ( I reckon ) ......... or 100 minutes if all five machines are running at once and only produce five in five minutes in total between them ......... ( I think ) ...........
 
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