LaverdaForum 2022 Calender - Preview and Ordering

Thomas aus LAU said:
Thomas aus LAU, happily married since 43 years with the same women.
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While sorry to poke fun at what is not your native language, I did find this most amusing!
Perhaps your marriage was so successful because you were married to more than one woman at the same time - how large is your harem?
Take this with the fun intended, please don't be offended.
 
arancia said:
While sorry to poke fun at what is not your native language, I did find this most amusing!
Perhaps your marriage was so successful because you were married to more than one woman at the same time - how large is your harem?
Take this with the fun intended, please don't be offended.
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The trick: Marry a very fast-driving female motorcyclist!
Then everything else fits and you don't need any more women who cost money and need affection. So I don't need Viagra (yet). :)

If you ever have problems with the translation quality of Google which i use, please contact customer support Google.

Thomas aus LAU
 
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So far, we've sent out 140 calendars in 60 packages. These went to 14 different countries and summarised to a total weight of 98.9 kilograms.
The payment behavior was fine, I, the cat herder's dog had a good time. And most importantly: We are balanced with our manufacturing cost.

Thanks for the good cooperation and support in this project.

Thomas aus LAU, the cat herder's dog
 
Now that the main edition of our calendar is sold out, there's now a "last order" possibility until November 28th.

After this date we would like to offer the last appr. five calendars for 18 EUR (excl. freight) on the free market (e.g. eBay-kleinanzeigen.de).

As stated previously we plan to forward any surplus to the favour of the forum.


Cheers,
Jo
 
Mine also arrived today. My wife was disappointed because "our" Lavs were not in it. She grudgingly had to to admit that some of the others were pretty nice, too ;)
It also came with a kink in the lower corner but even if you mail it in 2mm steel casing that would still happen from time to time. My den isn't the Guggenheim anyway, more like a trash heap....
 
Laverda1000.de said:
Mine also arrived today. My wife was disappointed because "our" Lavs were not in it. She grudgingly had to to admit that some of the others were pretty nice, too ;)
It also came with a kink in the lower corner but even if you mail it in 2mm steel casing that would still happen from time to time. My den isn't the Guggenheim anyway, more like a trash heap....
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Bunyip1 said:
Thanks Thomas and Jo, great art for the shed.
Peter
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Thanks Chris and Peter, much appreciated!
:D
 
Thomas aus LAU said:
We got the very fast answer of our lawyer Jack Cheater:

"Dear Sir or Madam, We have checked your concerns whether there are any risks if you also show attractive female persons in the calendar.
After a detailed examination, we strongly advise you not to do so!
Reasons:
Feelings could be aroused, which could result in follow-up demands, e.g. for free additions of e.g. Viagra pills.
If this idea were implemented, there could still be maintenance claims for the resulting unwanted pregnancies or there could be claims for damages if the somewhat older observers suffer from heart problems due to Viagra."

Sorry guys, under this circumstances there will be no pictures of scantily clad women in the next calendar edition.

Thomas aus LAU, happily married since 43 years with the same women.
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Women ? You mean you are married to more than one? Well done sir
 
Thanks Jim! Hard to believe considering the tough situation in your area.

As two two parcels are on the way to you, we'd be curious to know which one it is - or if both (oner and twoer) did already arrived.

Cheers,
Jo
 
Picked up my calendar today! It is a work of art and it arrived in perfect condition. It arrived in Vancouver on November 16 just in time for the floods to cut the highway. The other shipment hasn't arrived yet but I have heard that DHL has a lot of packets stuck in transport due to the floods. For some reason the tracking for that one ended when it was taken to customs in Canada.

Jim

 
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helicopterjim said:
Picked up my calendar today! It is a work of art and it arrived in perfect condition. It arrived in Vancouver on November 16 just in time for the floods to cut the highway. The other shipment hasn't arrived yet but I have heard that DHL has a lot of packets stuck in transport due to the floods. For some reason the tracking for that one ended when it was taken to customs in Canada.
Jim
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Hello Jim

thanks for the good news.
We're doing very well with the delivery this year, 72% of the shipments have already reached their destination. In retrospect, it was right to start production and shipping extremely quickly.
Now the number of infections is rising again in Europe and the Omikron variant has resulted in the first flight and entry bans. This will also restrict freight traffic again.

Have a lot of fun with the calendar.

Thomas aus LAU
 
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