This weeks joke

Just thinking of something from the Airplane ! movie ........

A woman falls ill mid flight , and Leslie Nielsen is a doctor on board who examines her .........

Nielsen ....... " This woman is extremely ill ..... we have to get her to a hospital .... " ......

Hostess ......." A hospital ..... ? ....... What is it ..... ? .......

Nielsen ........." It`s a large building full of sick people ... " ........
 
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helicopterjim said:
Why the heck would you want to board the Eurostar? Robbie Coltrane is dead!

Jim

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Why the heck would you need to drive birds?
 
Ok, I’m listening to NZ radio in my truck, listening to Bon Jovi, and this is on the screen. Okay, who the fuck wasted our money and ordered the missiles and subs to protect us from China taking over the country?
 

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chrisk said:
Ok, I’m listening to NZ radio in my truck, listening to Bon Jovi, and this is on the screen. Okay, who the fuck wasted our money and ordered the missiles and subs to protect us from China taking over the country?
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Not using your phone while driving I hope…..🤨
 
Ha ha! I'd be more convinced if you showed a video of it flying. It's the first helicopter I've seen with a steering wheel! Let's see ... Steering column fore and aft for collective and turn the wheel for cyclic controls?

It looks like someone has stuck that together as a joke out of a wrecked helicopter because the rotor gear is reflected in the rear window of the cab. That seems a bit too clever if it was done with Photoshop. Gotta give them points for detail because they've even stuck a pitot tube on the side of the cab. :)

Probably from the same design team that came up with this.

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You can laugh, but two farmers in California saved their crops last month by loading their pickups with dirt and driving them into the break in the levee. They blocked it long enough to allow earthmovers to arrive and pile more dirt on top and fill the hole. I don’t know what they told the insurance company or if they are going to file a claim!

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