This weeks joke

A couple who had refrained from intimate relations during their courting were lying in bed on their wedding night when the new bride says,
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah. Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
 
Kind of amusing rather than an out and out joke ....... ( you may judge for yourself ... ) .........

Recalling a Tickle equipped 650 Triumph .....................

There was a John Mockett .... ( Sprocket cartoons / Martini XS1100 / Triumph 509 Speed Triple / Hesketh V1000 etc etc ... ) ........interview in Classic Bike magazine a few years ago .
He mentioned ... ( this would have been ages ago ) ... that he and girlfriend Vicky went to visit John Tickle ......... while they were there John called out to wife Tess to put the kettle on ........ Vicky goes ... " So your wife is Tess Tickle ? " ...... in between trying to control a fit of the giggles .........

Apparently John didn`t get it at all , just staring at her as if she was mad ..........


Later that same day they called in at the Arter Brothers garage ...... ( Matchless G50`s ) ........... She was introduced to Tom Arter ........
Her reply was ... " Your name is tomato ? " ..........
Arter , whose general demeanor was that of a priest having been interrupted half way through delivering a sermon , didn`t seem to cotton on either .........

So that day she had been introduced to a testicle and a tomato ... ( with Mockett presumably making a mental note to leave her at home next time .... ) .


Another story is that when Prime Minister John Major turned up for a scheduled visit to the Triumph factory , John Bloor made a quick exit out of the factory back door , and spent the rest of the afternoon with Mockett in the shed at the bottom of Mockett`s garden , until he received word that the coast was clear again .......
 
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