This weeks joke

A bloke walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of Whisky.
The barman pours out 5 glasses and asks "where's your mates?"
He say, "no, they're all mine, had my 1st blow job today"
"Really, well then, let me line up another one for you"
"Don't bother" says the bloke "If 5 won't get rid of the taste nothing will"
 
Shajota said:
A bloke walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of Whisky.
The barman pours out 5 glasses and asks "where's your mates?"
He say, "no, they're all mine, had my 1st blow job today"
"Really, well then, let me line up another one for you"
"Don't bother" says the bloke "If 5 won't get rid of the taste nothing will"
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My poofta mate Steve ( don’t get all PC on me, I’ve called him that since he came out …. see sub text) once said to me: You’ve never had a great blow job until you’ve had one from a guy 🤔

I used to have beers with Steve, he disappeared and his wife didn’t even know where he was. About 18 months later he rings up, asking me out for a beer.

At the pub: WTF have you been? Working on a cruise ship, and I’m gay.

“Can I get 2 beers, one for me and one for my poofta mate” he is and will always remain my ‘poofta mate Steve’ and a very good mate he is.
 
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