This weeks joke

The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
 
It used to be the case that I left the island running on fumes and filled up at the nearest filling station in Liverpool or Lancaster. Not anymore. For the last couple of years I’ve been doing it the other way around, filling to the brim before I leave and going home empty. I definitely made the right choice to fill up at £1.35 a litre in the IOM as most places I have seen over here in the Midlands is between 176p-190p/ltr, although I did find an Asda in Tamworth today in the 160’s, so put half a tank in. (That’s diesel prices btw.)
 
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