Perry
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If you are attracted to both women and men
but neither of them are attracted to you
that means you are Bi-
yourself.
but neither of them are attracted to you
that means you are Bi-
yourself.
This weeks joke
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Dellortoman
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My mate think's he's smart. He said an onion is the only food that'll make you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
I was dining in a restaurant when a waitress suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I can do better than that, I know the entire alphabet". Everyone laughed. Well, except for one person.
I was dining in a restaurant when a waitress suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I can do better than that, I know the entire alphabet". Everyone laughed. Well, except for one person.
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Reunited Chris
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The Sock
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In regard to lawyers, I once saw a truly amazing thing:
A lawyer, with his hands in his own pockets!
A lawyer, with his hands in his own pockets!
I love "little Johnny" jokesConscious of definitely differing senses of humour around the world Julian and of course demographics, apparently not everyone fits into the 'grumpy old bastard who rides classic motorbicycles'But I try from time to time and I guess some appeal only to some
Anyway, Little Jonny's always worth a laugh so..............
Little Johnny's father is a horse trainer and one day Little Johnny goes with him to one of the horse sales.
They are walking along looking at the horses.
Occasionally, Little Johnny's dad stops and checks out a horse, rubbing his hand up and down the horses legs, chest and rump.
Little Johnny watching, says, "Why do you do that dad?"
"I have to check the horse is sound before I buy them Johnny" his dad says,
So they keep walking and Johnny is deep in thought,
After a while he says "Dad...........is the postman going to buy mum?"
Even to the extent that my wife and I called our daughter Little Johnny while the bun was still in the oven. Just so that we would not slip and let out the sex before the announcement.
Good joke!! Like it.
And for sure I am a grumpy old man these days as the guys at work tell me
motoddrob
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With that collection of bikes, nothing to be grumpy about
You are absolutely tight Rob,
I pinch myself almost every day and think how lucky I am to be in this position.
Easy to forget when surrounded every day by other peoples more expensive toys.
Lucky me.
I'm only a grumpy old man for a few minutes and the guys understand.
Luckily
J
I pinch myself almost every day and think how lucky I am to be in this position.
Easy to forget when surrounded every day by other peoples more expensive toys.
Lucky me.
I'm only a grumpy old man for a few minutes and the guys understand.
Luckily
J
Alzero
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My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
Perry
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A big thank you to the National Health Service who did a wonderful job removing a mole from my backside, unlike the RSPCA who threatened to prosecute me if I did it again.
Alzero
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Alzero
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Loud pipes save lives.
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Worth a laugh!!!
These guys make us look like amateurs, They even fit an engine with 10 carbs and 12 exhausts, a front engine and a rear engine at the same time, a single OHC, per bank, a double per bank and a blower with the drive connected to the radiator. and discs and drum brakes at the same time!
Incredible workmanship
These guys make us look like amateurs, They even fit an engine with 10 carbs and 12 exhausts, a front engine and a rear engine at the same time, a single OHC, per bank, a double per bank and a blower with the drive connected to the radiator. and discs and drum brakes at the same time!
Incredible workmanship
Laverdalothar
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AI Bullshit... Who would dismount the instruments like that. And where the hell do leaves come from - in a DESERT!!!
It didn't terminate obviously.
Paul
andre g
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t is full fake, look at 7:00, he takes the crank out and the same time there is an other in again?.
Look how my bike easily can change direction
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Look how my bike easily can change direction
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Pals with Ghostrider? And Kassel suddenly turns into Smalltown, USA!t is full fake, look at 7:00, he takes the crank out and the same time there is an other in again?.
Look how my bike easily can change direction
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