This weeks joke

[Shajota]

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[Chappo]

The longer you look...

 

[T.C]

Even got the bricks on edge ..... impressive..

 

[Davo]

I thought the bricks looked a little nervous myself.

 

[Legs]

 

[Shajota]

 

[chrisk]

The longer you look...

Too bad if you told ya mates, that once the motor was out we'd have a BBQ, and the gas bottle in the BBQ ran out.

"Just grab one from the garage honey"

 

[helicopterjim]

I can't think of any other place to post this ........... so here it is!

Jim

 

[lawrence]

I love a good mystery.

 

[chrisk]

I love a good mystery.

Try this, it may be better.

 

[Dellortoman]

I don't get it. What's the joke with the welded pipe?

 

[helicopterjim]

I don't get it. What's the joke with the welded pipe?

He's telling us he needs a better grinder.

Jim

 

[sfcpiet]

For sale, unused 4-barrel carb for Tesla.

 

[chrisk]

Vladimir Putin goes to the Ukraine​

And the customs officer in the entry interview, asks him "occupation?"

"OK, if you insist " he replied.

 

[Richard 180.S2.81]

 

[Shajota]

And in those immortal words...."And now for something completely different...."





Ok, hands up who wore their mouse out clicking play??

 

[chrisk]

And in those immortal words...."And now for something completely different...."
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Ok, hands up who wore their mouse out clicking play??

 

[The Sock]

 

[chrisk]

That's so funny, because I say: Great arse, Nice tits, I'd do you .......... all behind the safety of my enforced bourka.

 

[Legs]

Ok, hands up who wore their mouse out clicking play??