This weeks joke

[chrisk]

Beware. There are strings attached.

Oh, a bunch of funny fuckers ...

Dots, strings ....... fret not!

 

[Legs]

Think somebody has been 'strumming' a bit too much.

 

[helicopterjim]

Waited to get home where my internet is better, still no good here either, and what’s with the fucken dots everyone is on about?

I don’t understand, I see no dots.

That's the same problem they had ..... they couldn't see any dots!

 

[Ian D]

Ooh so now you're picking.

 

[The Sock]

Just got this text, from a "friend" of mine:

"I was just in the local supermarket, and I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread.
When I looked closer, I saw that it read 'Thick Cut'."

 

[sideshow]

Think somebody has been 'strumming' a bit too much.

Strumming too much reminds me of this, my mum couldn’t believe it when I showed her this, she knew I watched it as a nipper

 

[Andy]

Strumming too much reminds me of this, my mum couldn’t believe it when I showed her this, she knew I watched it as a nipper

Faaaarkin hard case… that’s GOT to be a special, surely that wasn’t actually aired!
Mind you… it was the 70s…

 

[chrisk]

It smacks of Benny Hill type innuendo.

 

[Diablo Loco]

Faaaarkin hard case… that’s GOT to be a special, surely that wasn’t actually aired!
Mind you… it was the 70s…

In the comments: "In 1979, the cast and crew of Rainbow made a special exclusive sketch for the Thames TV staff Christmas tape, sometimes referred to as the "Twangers" episode."

 

[chrisk]

In the comments:

People actually read that stuff?

 

[Diablo Loco]

People actually read that stuff?

I lead a sheltered life.

 

[chrisk]

I lead a sheltered life.

Are you the type that reads the T&C's as well?

 

[Diablo Loco]

Are you the type that reads the T&C's as well?

Doesn't everyone... oh. I guess not.

 

[The Sock]

 

[lawrence]

 

[sfc1000uk]

https://scontent.fdsa2-1.fna.fbcdn....zMhubIOerP-WRGyyh3i8As9cmOElPla2g&oe=6243D54C

 

[Ian D]

I saw a ute with a bumper sticker saying:

I'm Vet, therefore I can drive like an animal

Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists there are on the roads.

 

[Davo]

I saw a ute with a bumper sticker saying:

I'm Vet, therefore I can drive like an animal

Suddenly I realized how many gynecologists there are on the roads.

Mostly driving Vulvas

 

[Andy]

Mostly driving Vulvas

Only once they’re qualified.
Before that it’s just a Toyota enema

 

[CLEMTOG]

or a Ford Corsehair (you gotta be 60+ to understand that joke), mre commonly known as a Ford Pubic
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