This weeks joke

Welding of ceramics.


I wonder where you buy the earthenware filler rods.

BTW, these guys are talented fabricators and engineering problem solvers. They make an excellent series of videos on custom car building. Lots of technical detail for the home workshop geeks, and an amusing commentary.

Check out their "Project Binky" series. Start from episode #1.


Caution: You will get hooked and waste many hours watching their videos when you could be out doing something useful.
 
They are moving on to project Escargot now as Binky draws to a conclusion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXSigszx5w
 
After many years, a semi-retired Irish actor finds himself in the Globe Theatre in London , where they were prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says: "This is a most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The Irish actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he practised his line over and over.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked on stage and, using just one finger, as directed, he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried "You have buggered the whole show.!"
The actor was bewildered "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the bloody rose!"      :o :D
 
        Only Keith Nairn will get this,

          I went into a Glasgow bakery, and asked, "is that a custard, or a meringue?" the assistant replied,

          "No, you're right, it's a custard."
 
I'm NEVER giving blood again!! NEVER!  Too many damn questions.

Whose blood is it?

Why do you have ?

And why is it in a bucket?
 
I'm posting this with a heavy heart..
As much as I love my motor bikes, and everything that comes with it...this is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of work ,house stuff and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Dustpan and broom
2. Sponges
3. Vacuum cleaner
4. Mop and bucket
5. Lawn Mower
6. Hand Tools
7. Garden tools
8. Washing Powder
9. Brick trowel
10. Cement mixer
 
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Candidate: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Candidate: "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
 
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