This weeks joke

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said Little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
 

New data has revealed that the biggest complainers are not called Karen but are called David (or Sarah).​

In the UK, Trustpilot found that 20,020 David's had left a one-star review on their site since it launched in 2007.
Paul and John are second and third, with Mark, James, Steve, Michael and Andrew also big complainers.
The highest place female name is Sarah, in 7th, and Emma in 14th.
Top 15 reviewer's name leaving the most one-star reviews:
  1. David - 20,020
  2. Paul - 19,562
  3. John - 18,632
  4. Chris - 16,642
  5. Mark - 16,495
  6. James - 15,079
  7. Sarah - 13,971
  8. Steve - 11,399
  9. Michael - 10,871
  10. Andrew - 10,851
  11. Peter - 10,302
  12. Richard - 9,881
  13. Sam - 9,870
  14. Emma - 9,838
  15. Alex - 9,761
 
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