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True Andy: If you, like me, ever stood on lego blocks on the way to the dunny in the middle of the night, you’ll know how much they hurt.
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True Andy: If you, like me, ever stood on lego blocks on the way to the dunny in the middle of the night, you’ll know how much they hurt.
chrisk
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Greenlanders don’t want Trump to run Greenland….. seems they have a lot in common with most Americans already.
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I guess I'll have to look out and won't take any chocolate in my tank bag any more....
(partial fork refurb for the R90S, hence 10W, by the way)
(partial fork refurb for the R90S, hence 10W, by the way)
chrisk
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I’m chocked at the mistake.
Probably Chinese label printers. I was looking at something in a store and on the label it read: Made in Hcina….. chocking!
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Exmoor beast
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And Spark plug is Candle…..
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Ok, maybe we need a section for Groaners, this might fit nicely............
Mick is seeing the Doctor and says to him, "It's me arse Doc, can you have a look at it?"
Mick drops his pants, the Dr takes a look and exclaims, "there's a $20 note in here"
He extracts it and sees a tenner is behind it. He takes that out also and sees more notes to follow.
He askes Mick what he wants him to do and Mick says, "just take em all out"
The Dr starts and pulls out note after note, 20's and 10's.
Finally he pulls the last one out and Mick says "how much in total Doc"
The Doctor counts them all up and says $1,990!
Mick replies "ahh that'd be right, I didn't feel 2 grand"
Mick is seeing the Doctor and says to him, "It's me arse Doc, can you have a look at it?"
Mick drops his pants, the Dr takes a look and exclaims, "there's a $20 note in here"
He extracts it and sees a tenner is behind it. He takes that out also and sees more notes to follow.
He askes Mick what he wants him to do and Mick says, "just take em all out"
The Dr starts and pulls out note after note, 20's and 10's.
Finally he pulls the last one out and Mick says "how much in total Doc"
The Doctor counts them all up and says $1,990!
Mick replies "ahh that'd be right, I didn't feel 2 grand"
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Andy
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Groan…
jko_78
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Or a junior staffer replaced by AI... Of course it's the contents that matter, they are now in my 90S forks but the salty roads prevented me from taking a test ride :/ Not opposed to using a bike for it's intented use, but salt is a no-go...
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One of my very apt birthday cards today.
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Happy Birthday mate,get the kettle on we will be round for coffee and cake 
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I'm writing this from my hospital bed.
The doctor says I will make a full recovery.
Dyson ball cleaners have a very misleading name!!
The doctor says I will make a full recovery.
Dyson ball cleaners have a very misleading name!!
chrisk
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He’ll be back…. great line.
I once needed to disassemble, clean, and reassemble one blocked Dyson. Now I know why it had a lot of hair inside.
chrisk
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And Sir James smiled all the way through the procedure
Actually, Sir James Dyson rejected the slogan “More suck for your buck” but his hometown Norfolk hookers loved it!