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If only if it weren?t true 
This weeks joke
- Thread starter chrisk
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If only if it weren?t true 
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Lav the impala
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helicopterjim
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- near Lone Butte, BC, Canada
Lav the impala said:
USA went metric in 1866 ....... google the "Metric Act of 1866".
Aviation uses degrees Celsius, statute miles, nautical miles and feet ........ plus inches of mercury.
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Don't believe it, obviously fake news.
helicopterjim
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- near Lone Butte, BC, Canada
Legs said:
Everything is fake in USA ........ especially the tits!
Shamrock
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- Miami, Florida USA
helicopterjim said:
My tits are real!
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Fake news alert! Fake news alert! Pictorial evidence required 
Lav the impala
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Grant
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I like this better...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P07HRJC23j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P07HRJC23j0
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Never in the history of comedy have two words been so aptly spoken
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Legs said:Never in the history of comedy have two words been so aptly spoken
Fuck off!
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window.
The sign said "WHERE AM I?" People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drawing a large sign, visible through a building window.
Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steer to the Seattle/Tacoma airport and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "You Are in a Helicopter" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless reply.
Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window.
The sign said "WHERE AM I?" People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drawing a large sign, visible through a building window.
Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steer to the Seattle/Tacoma airport and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "You Are in a Helicopter" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless reply.
sonicboom500
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With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, said her husband.?
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."
"No, said her husband.?
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:
"Go look in the garage."