This weeks joke

Gerald said:
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Trouble is Gerald that that comment is so close to the truth its almost not funny!  Some people need locking up for criminal exploitation like that!

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

The lighter side of 2020:

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. Eventually, everyone will be quarantined to their homes with no sports to watch ..... and in 9 months from now there will be a lot of babies born ..... and we will call them Coronials.

3. 2019:  Stay away from negative people.  2020:  Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.  It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.  I came into my house and told my dog.  We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.  Cancel sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, ?I wouldn?t touch him or her with a 6-foot pole? would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice physical-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.  I?m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. I never expected to see the day when we would be smoking pot at a family gathering and the family gathering would be the illegal part.
 
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