This weeks joke

[Laverdalothar]

For years I used a body lotion from Nivea. Now I use Voltaren instead

"why are you laying in the snow naked?" "Because the doctor told me to put ice on where ever it hurts"

 

[The Sock]

"Tell me again why 'G' is your favourite letter, Angus?"

 

[rocketonarail]

Used to know a chap who always went by the name Gethin ..... ( he was Welsh ) ......... later discovered his full name was John Gethin Thomas .......

No surprise he preferred to use Gethin , instead of the more usual " John Thomas " .............


Maybe I ought to point out that " John Thomas " is also known as The Old Man / Littlehampton / Percy / My Special Purpose / Wee Willie Winkie .....

( Just in case some overseas readers aren`t quite sure ........ ) ...........

 

[Schurminater]

"Tell me again why 'G' is your favourite letter, Angus?"

Took me a while to “Spot” that one Hamish ….funny enough the wife says the same!

 

[Paul Marx]

Used to know a chap who always went by the name Gethin ..... ( he was Welsh ) ......... later discovered his full name was John Gethin Thomas .......

No surprise he preferred to use Gethin , instead of the more usual " John Thomas " .............


Maybe I ought to point out that " John Thomas " is also known as The Old Man / Littlehampton / Percy / My Special Purpose / Wee Willie Winkie .....

( Just in case some overseas readers aren`t quite sure ........ ) ...........

Or Dick, Percy.

 

[Ian D]

 

[Charley]

These two signs are prominent in the waiting area of my doctor’s surgery.

 

[Dellortoman]

Relevant to the post above, I've always found the 5 Laws of Human Stupidity rather amusing.

Law 1: Everyone always and inevitably underestimates the number of stupid people in circulation
Law 2: The probability that a person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
Law 3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or group of people when he or she does not benefit and may even suffer losses.
Law 4: Non-stupid people always underestimate the destructive power of stupid individuals.
Law 5: A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

I would add a 6th law that stupid people don't necessarily know they're stupid. Some even think they're smarter than everyone else despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Donald Trump comes to mind.

The above laws may seem like a joke, but they were first published in 1976 in a serious academic essay by Italian Professor Carlo Cippola.
Further info on Cippola's theory https://bonpote.com/en/the-5-basic-laws-of-human-stupidity/

 

[gpzkat]

Interesting seat. Ribbed for her pleasure?

 

[Andy]

Interesting seat. Ribbed for her pleasure? View attachment 101718

Depends if you’re a spirited rider

 

[Gerald]

while the weather around here limits riding...

 

[sfcpiet]

while the weather around here limits riding...

Life's a bitch...

piet

 

[Andy]

 

[chrisk]

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Kiwi salesmanship at its best…… no Holdens?

 

[PeterJansens]

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One careful owner, next six not so careful

 

[sfcpiet]

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Only honest car dealer on the planet?

piet

 

[Gerald]

Always thought that Arthur was the most honest car salesman

 

[The Sock]

Always thought that Arthur was the most honest car salesman

"I know how Arthur Daley will die?"
"How's that?"
"He'll fall off the back of a lorry."
"Bit strong! Definitely out of order!"

 

[Laverdalothar]

 

[Andy]

You better lace up your combat boots really well…