This weeks joke

[Yogi]

..NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND
A wife had been in a coma for months and suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor change. So they told the husband that a little oral sex might bring her round.. They drew the curtains but after a few minutes her monitor flatlined - no pulse no heartbeat.. The nurses asked him what happened and he replied, "I think she choked."

Apologies if previously posted..

 

[The Sock]

 

[The Sock]

Manchester Police are looking for a drag queen to help with their enquiries

They say he has a Wigan address.

 

[chrisk]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill’s real name is Randy

 

[The Sock]

 

[MotoJouni]

Read from local newspapers that Russia is not celebrating Earth Hour because WWF is a foreign agent, secondly they don't need to do so - the lights have already went off there for long time ago.

 

[Andy]

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Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers…

 

[Andy]

I’m not very good at lip-reading but I think it’s important to try, and as my deaf friend likes to say, “Elephant mongoose space hat”

Gary Delaney